36 Instagram Captions for Every Day of the Week

Have the perfect Instagram photo, but struggling with a caption? Girl, I've been there too. When in doubt, my go-to is always some kind of pun, meme, or joke (usually something that I find funny, but no one else will). I mean, I could get all sentimental and insightful but who actually reads long captions? 

If you're looking for some caption inspiration, this would be a great post to save. I'm gonna drop some of my favorite "days of the week" captions, free for you to use (because probably anyone could have created these).

Monday

• If Mondays were shoes, they'd be crocs.
• Ok Monday, let's do this.
• Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming of Friday. Sincerely, it's not me, it's you.
• Monday should be optional.
• First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.
• May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

Tuesday

• Today, be the badass girl you were too lazy to be yesterday.
• Nothing messes up your Friday like finding out it's only Tuesday.
• Tuesday is proof that I survived Monday.
• Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either.
• Tuesday - I can't even see the weekend from here.
• "It's been a long week" - me, in the middle of Tuesday

Wednesday

• Keep calm, it's hump day.
• Halfway to Friday, no turning back now.
• On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
• Wednesday - it's almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about, nearly the weekend.
•  Look at the bright side, at least it's not Monday.
• Wine down Wednesday.

Thursday

• You say Thursday, I say Friday Eve.
• Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing wine.
• The only thing I'm throwing back on this Thursday is a glass of scotch.
• I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there’s a better chance they’re already busy.
• If 40 is the new 30, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?
• Day 4 of the current hostage situation.

Friday

• Fri-nally.
• We got that Friday feeling.
• I love Friday like Kanye loves Kanye
• Oh Friday. Let me hug you.
• I haven't been this excited about Friday since last Friday.
• Friday - my second favorite F word.

Weekends

• Saturdaze.
• Dear Saturday, you are my favorite.
• Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn't ready.
• Knock knock! Who's there? Weekend.
• Cheers to the freakin' weekend.
• A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.

I seriously feel like I could write captions all day. If you want to know where I get my inspiration from, check out my quotes board on Pinterest or The Caption Connection (an awesome Facebook group I don't admin filled with ladies that will help you create captions for your specific pictures).